What did the snake name his daughter?
Annaconda.
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What says: oom oom oom?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What tree has the most bark?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why was the bee sad?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Where do ants go to eat?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?