What did the snake name his daughter?
Annaconda.
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
How is cat food sold?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Families are like fudge.
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?