What did the snake name his daughter?
Annaconda.
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's the loudest sport?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why do porcupines always win the game?