What did the snake name his daughter?
Annaconda.
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
I like telling Dad jokes.