What did the snake name his daughter?
Annaconda.
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What did summer say to spring?
Which family member has tusks?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?