What does a female lion call her mate?
Her mane squeeze.
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why do vampires always look sick?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call two birds in love?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What animals make the best students?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?