Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
A dino-sewer.
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What is a table you can eat?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why do football players make great fishermen?