Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
A dino-sewer.
Why did the mare gain weight?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?