Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
A dino-sewer.
Why do trees have so many friends?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
When do cows get tired?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?