What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Capital Hill.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What does the sun drink out of?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do insects learn at school?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Which cats have the best manners?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why was the dog so popular?