What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Capital Hill.
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What fish only swims at night?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why do mice need oiling?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?