What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you call bears with no ears?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?