What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?