My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down!
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do stars celebrate in December?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do cats wear to work?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Where does laundry go to college?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What's the politest month?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do fish do at parades?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?