My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down!
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why was the musician arrested?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?