My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down!
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why are all priests fit?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?