What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
He kicked the bucket.
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did autumn say to summer?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?