Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
The Judicial Branch.
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why are winter days great?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What season begins with a thud?
I'm not a bad putter.
What kind of computers do horses use?