Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
I turned myself around.
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What's the loudest sport?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did he change his bike's tires?