Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
I turned myself around.
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What was the first animal in space?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why was the fish so smart?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?