Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
I turned myself around.
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why was the cow afraid?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Which plant has the best roar?
