Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser.
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
How did the tree feel in spring?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?