Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser.
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
How do trees get access to the internet?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What did summer say to spring?