What is a bunny's favorite dance?
The lindy hop.
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?