What is a bunny's favorite dance?
The lindy hop.
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?