What is a bunny's favorite dance?
The lindy hop.
What do cats wear to work?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Where are average things manufactured?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call two birds in love?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?