Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
They're always crabby.
Why was the bee sad?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What tree has the most bark?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
How do hurricanes see?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?