Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
They're always crabby.
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
I broke my finger!
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What's a forklift?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
How does a cow do math?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What is a plant's favorite college course?