Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
They're always crabby.
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?