Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
They're always crabby.
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why do math teachers love March?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?