What time does everyone love to drink?
At wine o'clock!
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What does a panda ghost say?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What birds make average students?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Where do termites go camping?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?