What time does everyone love to drink?
At wine o'clock!
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What day do hands always go to church?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?