What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
A crumb-inal!
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
How do you arrest a pig?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What's the holiest insect?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
We had a discussion about roses.
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What is a sheep's favorite game?