What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
A crumb-inal!
What is the strongest animal?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
How can you make 7 even?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the elk have great hair?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What did the confused bee say?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?