What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A pie-thon!
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?