What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?