What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
How does a squid go into battle?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What's the most masculine animal?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?