What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Air guitars.
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?