What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Air guitars.
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What farm animal is best at karate?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why were the atoms always hungry?