What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Air guitars.
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you say to a really good barista?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?