What animal could Noah not trust?
The cheetah.
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What school subject really rocks?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What shape has a knighthood?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?