What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
It went over their heads.
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What is another name for a cow?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?