What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
It went over their heads.
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What is a table you can eat?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What siblings are always sad?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?