Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Because there is a sign that says Neverland.
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why are baseball games at night?