Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Because there is a sign that says Neverland.
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What's a henway?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why was the dog overweight?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?