What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted.
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?