What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted.
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What game do bats excel at?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What does a dog say before eating?
Where do horses reside?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?