What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted.
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do pigs do over the summer?