What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted.
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Which cats have the best manners?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
How do hurricanes see?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What fish sings the best?
What did the paper say to the pencil?