Why was the dog overweight?
He liked to chow chow down!
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?