Why was the dog overweight?
He liked to chow chow down!
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What car always breaks the rules?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What's E.T. short for?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?