Why was the dog overweight?
He liked to chow chow down!
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What type of car do planets buy?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What is the tallest building in the world?
How do you get straight A's?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do you call an old snowman?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?