Why was the dog overweight?
He liked to chow chow down!
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What kind of music do planets like?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?