Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Because he had a strong will-debeest.
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?