Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Because he had a strong will-debeest.
Why is spring the oddest season?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Where does laundry go to college?
What day is your mom always right?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What's the politest month?