How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
He gave her a ring.
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Which family member is always relieved?
What's the friendliest national park?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?