How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
He gave her a ring.
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?