How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
He gave her a ring.
What's the most determined bird?
Did you know about April 1st?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Which bug is related to you?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?