Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Because they love a good scratcher!
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What nationality are most fish?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What is the tallest building in the world?