Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Because they love a good scratcher!
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What does an evil hen lay?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Where do colds go on vacation?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
How long do chickens work?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?