Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Because they love a good scratcher!
What did one firefly say to the other?
How long do chickens work?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do elves learn in school?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
How did the tree get lost?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?