Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
A whiskey sour.
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
How do billboards talk?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What's a horse's favorite car?
When should baseball players wear armor?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Where do books sleep?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?