Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
A whiskey sour.
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why don't ants get sick?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?