What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
A ponytail.
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?