What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
A ponytail.
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do cats wear to work?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?