What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
A ponytail.
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What does the sun drink out of?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?