What do you call a baby dinosaur?
A Wee-Rex!
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
How does NASA organize a company party?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?