What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
No sun.
What is another name for a cow?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Where do horses reside?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?