What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
When do mice play every day?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What kind of bird can write?
What bird is losing its hair?