What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
What do little fish love to play with?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What bird is always sad?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?