What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why don't ants get sick?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?