Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
His heart wasn't in it.
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What fairy loves to count?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?