Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
His heart wasn't in it.
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do cats wear to work?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
How are mountains able to see?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do cows say on NYE?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?