What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
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What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Which cats love to be petted?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do you call an artistic dog?