What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
Where do milkshakes come from?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?