What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
How is life like toilet paper?