What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
White Castle®.
What do you call a peanut in space?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
How does a pizza introduce itself?