What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
White Castle®.
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What does winter fat turn into?
Which relative loves rice?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What types of dogs are bilingual?