What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
White Castle®.
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?