What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Quizno's®.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What did you learn in school today, son?
When do mice play every day?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What does winter fat turn into?