What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
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What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What's the holiest insect?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?