What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Quizno's®.
Why did the tomato turn red?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why do bees buzz?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Did you know about April 1st?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What's the richest basketball team?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?