Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Where was Noah born?