Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Board Game With A Twist
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?