Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
