What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Stop for lunch!
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
It's allergy season again?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Where does breakfast live?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?