What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Stop for lunch!
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Which cats love to be petted?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Where do hamsters come from?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?