What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Stop for lunch!
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?