Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks.
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?