Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks.
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What type of car do planets buy?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What famous scientist will try anything?
How can you farm during the winter?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why did the echo get detention?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?