Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks.
Why was the broom late for school?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Which animal will never go bald?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What car can't keep a secret?