Which singer could always break a five?
Johnny Cash.
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
How did the toad die?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?