Which singer could always break a five?
Johnny Cash.
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What animal loves Indian food?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?