Which singer could always break a five?
Johnny Cash.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?