What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What day is your mom always right?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why was the musician arrested?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?