What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why do cows like being told jokes?