What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What's a cat's favorite color?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why did the snake cross the road?