How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?