How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Which singer could always break a five?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What is the most adorable season?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why are winter days great?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you eat on July 5th?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.