How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why are goats so funny?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What did summer say to spring?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
How do you organize a space party?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Where do cats go on vacation?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?