What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
A collared shirt.
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What animal is always ready to protect people?