What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
A collared shirt.
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?