What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
A grill sergeant!
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?