What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
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Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?