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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's the world's weakest animal?
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What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?