What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
You always have to accept their cookies.
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What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do little fish love to play with?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?