What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
You always have to accept their cookies.
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?