What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
A match made in heaven.
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What's the most determined bird?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What's the politest month?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?