What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
A match made in heaven.
What do cows always add to their salad?
What is another name for a cow?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What did the sick chicken say?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?