Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Mer-maids!
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What sport is full of interior designers?