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What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
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What math figure is also in the band?
What did the confused bee say?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?