What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Getting a harecut.
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?