What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Getting a harecut.
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do elves learn in school?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Where does breakfast live?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?