Which family member is always relieved?
A ne-phew.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
How do snowmen get information?
What fish only swims at night?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
If you need help building an ark...
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What animal styles their hair every day?