Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
They saw a Job.
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why is money so stubborn?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?