Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
They saw a Job.
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?