What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Where do termites go camping?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?