What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What day of the week do chickens hide?