What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do fairies always drink?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?