What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What building always gets stains on it?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call the successful dog detective?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
How does a barber get to work?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?